Look, is there anyway to get a refund for product '2010'?

It's a tad late, but I'm older now. As in a year, not seconds- despite the propensity to say the most obvious things, this is not one of them. On second thought, maybe it is. Also. my braces are on the verge of being removed which makes me happy to no end (unless I'm told to wait again at which I will pound the floor and weep).

Back to the main topic, I had a marvelous birthday, mainly involving food (a dinner at Mandai Orchard Garden, a lunch at a Japanese restaurant in Somerset). Really good food. And cake!
Summary: Perfect.
Also included: Being Older angst (19 is getting a tad much), Wondering-what-the-hell-I'm-going-to-do-in-life angst, presents, glee at presents, plotting how to murder ommie for pulling birthday prank (just you wait), A level jitters therefore more angst, inappropriate jokes, chores, added weight.
Not included: Job. Wisdom or intelligence or skills AKA EXP. Love life.

Hey I'm older, don't I deserve a level up or something?

And this is how you can tell that I am absolutely lost.